I cannot account for my latest obsession: Beyonce’s “Single Ladies.” It must be grief. There really is no other reason for my continued viewing of this video. No. Other. Reason.
Tired of Beyonce shaking those chunky thighs? Try this parody. The lyrics aren’t spectacular, but it’s worth a look if only to see the President spank himself around 2:35. Who can’t enjoy that?
And somehow, it all led to this. I offer no explanation.
Put your hands up.